Malcolm is a guy I have been dating for a long time at London escorts. Out of all of the gents I hook up with at London escorts, is he is the most serious oral sex addict, and keeps talking about it all of the time. As we all know, getting a blow job is not as safe as it was once used to be, and Malcolm tries to satisfy his need for oral sex in many different other ways. In fact, out of all the gents I date at London escorts, Malcolm is the one who most often ends up in emergency.
A couple of weeks ago, I had arranged a special night out for us with another girl from London escorts. As we were both getting ready at my charlotte escorts boudoir, Malcolm phoned me up and told me that he would not be able to make it. Listening to his voice, I could hear the pain and I had to ask what was going. To my shock and horror, he told me that he had got his dick stuck in his Dyson. I asked what he had done, and it turned out that he had been using the soft furnishing attachment, to give himself a blow job. Despite have used a gel, he had managed to get his great big dick stuck.
That was not the first time Malcolm had phoned up and cancelled a London escorts date with me. I think that I don’t have enough fingers to count the many different times Malcolm has cancelled a date because of what he calls a “personal emergency”. I tell all of the other girls at London escorts about my crazy man, and he really is the talk of our charlotte escorts service from time to time. His own personal versions of self satisfaction, are not only kinky, they are dangerous.
Just before we were about to hook up for a Christmas party thrown by one of the girls at charlotte escorts last year, Malcolm yet again phoned me up. His masturbation tube had split for some reason, and he had used an empty kitchen roll tube instead. Now, the paper of the tube had stuck itself to his dick, and he was not able to peel it off without it sticking to the skin. I could not help but to laugh at him, and told him to go and have a shower. Despite that he ended up very sore and missed out on our charlotte escorts party.
I have never been with Malcolm to emergency, but I understand that he goes to he same one all of the time. What do they think about him? I would love to be a fly on the wall and find out what they think about my Malcolm. He is the kind of guy you never forget, and he is in fact exactly the kind of person who makes working for London escorts worthwhile. I look forward to his phone calls now, and I know that he will never cancel a date unless he has to. But then again, he more than makes up for it the next time I see him, and like I said, he can have me in stitches with his antics.